HERE'S WHY WE LOVE THE BANJO
What's the best sort of pick-up to put on a banjo?
.....A Ford F150
Why are there no banjos on Star Trek?
.....'Cos it's the future
How long does it take to tune a banjo?
What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
.....You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline
Mark left his car parked on Main Street last week with his banjo sitting on the back seat. He came back an hour later and his car had been broken into..... and someone had left two more banjos.
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion
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